domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

thrash-bandicoot:

so is that what you call a jellyfish

well tell me what you jellyfish with

'cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish

i’ve seen more guts in 11 year old jellyfish

have another jelyfish and drive yourself home

i hope there’s jellyfish on all the roads

and you can think of me when you forget your jellyfish

and again when your head goes through the jellyfish